Yes, your boyfriend or girlfriend is great and a lovely person (probably) but a sandwich has been there for you since forever and we think it deserves a bit more credit.
1. It’s always there for you
A sandwich will never stand you up.
2. It’s a cheap date
There is always lots of amazing deals on sandwiches.
3. You can share it with your friends
There will be no weirdness or jealousy.
4. Your sandwich will always wait patiently for you
5. A sandwich never works late or has a headache.
6. You can have two sandwiches at the same time
You may still be judged but just not quite as much…
7. There’s always a better one out there and, besides, your favourite one will still be available when you just need the ‘old faithful’.
8. It will always make you look hot
At least in your mind.
9. Everyone loves it
You can bring it anywhere without any awkward feelings.
10. It always make you smile
A sandwich never says the wrong thing.
11. It will tell you to shop
After a few glasses when you’re browsing Topshop, prosecco will never remind you how much you spent yesterday.
12. It won’t judge you
And will never remind you of that REALLY embarrassing thing that happened.
13. It’s easily replaceable
No need to cry over a sandwich, just pop to the shop and see what else is on offer.